Monday, October 19, 2009

In the spirit of my favorite Facebook statusi

Dear inconsiderate (Israeli) man,
Do you think that just because you found a great parking spot right outside my window is an excuse for you to sit in your car, reading, at 3am with your music on? Do you think that you really have privacy as you listen to crap with your windows open? Should I thank you for stopping each song 2/3 of the way through and flipping to the next? It made it so that you could listen to the whole soundtrack of crap in only 34 minutes. Also, apparently you are oblivious to the fact that because you have your windows open in the middle of the night due to the heat, that the sweet, incredibly tired Rabbinical Student on the first floor, with an alarm set for a few hours from now, who has the best intent to be able to get some rest before Minyan, would also have her window open. So to you, Mr. inconsiderate Israeli man, I say thank you for your inspiration for a blog post, may you park somewhere else next time, and may you be Zocheh Lemitzvot!
Todah Rabbah,
Aviva

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